Survival Mode

It’s cold, it’s snowing, you’re stuck living at your mom’s house (temporary!), and you’re hungry. That’s the bad news. The good news is she owns a Fry Daddy and you have just enough oil to make it work. Your instincts kick in. What can you do?(null)

What can’t you do is more like it. Ok, well, I couldn’t figure out how to wrap Mac and Cheese inside bacons, but aside from that it was awesome. Here’s some slow motion deep-fried erotica for you:

I wasted a good hour discovering iMovie Trailers and creating what I called 50 Shades of Fried, but my advanced screening for Tara proved to be too cringe worthy for public consumption so the above uncut version will have to do. Now I  just feel sick from eating all that fried food and I’m avoiding going to shovel snow … and then inevitably changing my pants.