Hey Target, I like your Cartwheel app and all but this collection isn’t quite what I had in mind when I clicked on “Men”. Tell you what, add a deal for some whiskey to put in that fancy coffee, maybe some baby wipes to round it out, and I’m in. I am a little concerned about getting those tights over the pull ups but I’ll try anything once with a coupon.
Things are about to get crazy. Good thing we’ll have soap.