Seen: The love child of Hulk Hogan and Tom Petty
Seen: Body Jewelry and Blankets stand (because they really go together and if you’re buying body jewelry at the fair, you should probably be immediately covering up with a blanket).
Seen: Cream Puff Motorcade complete with secret service cream puff guards in full bakers regalia.
Seen: Hula Grannies (at least I wasn’t eating at the time)
Dad “Who has to go potty?”
Girl “Not me”
Grandma “Oh, I do!”
Myself (to carnie working the souvenir stand): “Hey, can I get that green octopus hat?”
Carnie “Yes, but actually it’s a squid.”
Myself “Great to know, I’ll take the green squid hat in that case.” (whilst thinking to myself “damn…schooled by a carnie”)