Larger Package?

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No, this isn’t a blog post featuring Jimmy Johnson – or any Johnson’s for that matter In this case its the FiberOne 90 calorie brownies I recently bought for my snack drawer at work (yes I have a snack drawer, how do you get through the day?) that need the ExtenZe. I took one out and was disappointed to find the contents to be a good two inches shorter than said package. False advertising at its worst, I was left wanting more; akin to Tom Cruise’s codpiece in Rock of Ages (saw a poster, not the movie) the goods just didn’t measure up – you know what I’m talking about Holmes.