Delayed

P477

“We’re sorry folks, you’re flight is going to be delayed…we don’t have a flight attendant…we don’t know what happened to her…thank you for your patience.”

I’ve been on 7 flights this week Delta, I can do it. Give me a skirt or one of those mock turtle necks and I’ll click seatbelts and sling ginger ales just as well as any pro would. I’d just like to go home now.