The Perfect Excuse For Everything?

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The resident old guy in the office shared his prescription info with me today. He got a real kick out of it – and so did I. It looks like a dose of Restoril is basically a get out of jail free card for just about whatever you do. It could also make for an interesting morning with your significant other (or an ill-timed house guest). Husbands might be tempted to slip this to their wives; if you’re lucky, 2 of the 5 side effects might result – and having a meal cooked for you would be the only one I’ll mention here.

I would love to hear some of the phone calls Dr.’s have received when “you find out that you have done any of the above activities.”