Rad shirts and urinal etiquette


I was wearing this sweet Milwaukee T-shirt from Brew City at a bar one night when the following exchange went down in the bathroom:

Me: (standing at urinal – doing what one generally does at a urinal)
Dude in bathroom: (washing his hands at an uncomfortably close sink) “Hey man is that a rad Milwaukee shirt?”
Me: (staring straight ahead in concentration mode) “I guess so.”
Dude: “I thought so but I didn’t want it to look like I was staring at your junk so I thought I’d ask.”
Me: “I appreciate that.”

(awkward silence)

The End