Balls

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Nothing against vegetarians or anything – I like a black bean or veggie burger from time to time – but what the balls is this? Why are they even called meatballs? Even when prefaced by meatless it doesn’t make sense. They could call them “meatless balls” I suppose, but that still leaves their composition a mystery. How about “soy wads” or “ground up and pressed back together into lump shaped vegetable de-lites”, I don’t know. I tell you what Veggie Patch, batter it, deep fry it, put on a stick and I’d be glad to give it a good home.