He’s in our living room now thanks to a 4 am wake-up, some early morning sprinting and some quick moves by Tara. But it was pretty crazy at Humboldt Park this morning running around in the dark looking for Bernie Brewer lawn ornaments with crazed zombie fans everywhere. I got bum-rushed by a guy who must have thought Beckett was a Bernie. I was just like “dude, it’s a baby.” But a fun promo by the Brewers despite all the people tweeting about cheaters and crying that they didn’t get one. The only thing that sucks are the people that took more than one. If you love Bernie lawn ornaments so much you staked out a county park in the middle of the night, more power to you.